Monkey Raptor

Introducting Doctor Ossbita.

Introducting is not an English word.

Says English dictionary everywhere

Background

Ossbita is an anagram of Sbaitso.

Ossbita holds a legitimately fake doctoral degree from an unknown field of science thus the Doctor title.

Doctor Ossbita will respond with heuristical approach with predefined railways using probabilities to make the chosen path a tiny bit amusing from using the technique of proceeding to a solution by trial and error or by bartending rules that are only wearing loose saggy wardrobe.

Doctor Ossbita does not learn — Unexpect the Unexpected™

Let's Talk to Doctor Ossbita _{the Fraudulent Logician}

Independent Doctor Ossbita

App Help

• The speaker button (using Google Chrome or Microsoft Edge or other Chromium-based browser) is to set whether you want Doctor Ossbita utters the response or not.
• The colored circles are for setting the theme of the terminal.

Prompt Help

• Set your name:
  • my name [ONEWORD]
  • call me [ONEWORD]
• Clear terminal:
  • clear
• Reset memory:
  • reset
• Casual Obeisance:
  • hi
  • hello
• Unconcerned Valediction:
  • bye
  • goodbye
  • farewell
  • see you
  • take care
  • adios
• Show Doctor Ossbita's image on terminal (default is hidden):
  • show image
• Hide Doctor Ossbita's image on terminal:
  • hide image
• Ask for vague definition of anything:
  • define [QUERIOSITY]
  • what is [QUERIOSITY]
  • explain [QUERIOSITY]
  • elaborate [QUERIOSITY]
• Tickle:
  • tickle
• Repeat your prompt:
  • say [SOMETHING HERE TO REPEAT]
  • repeat after me [SOMETHING HERE TO REPEAT]
• Calculation:
  • calculate [THE THING TO CALCULATE]

    Example: calculate 2 + 3 * (10 * (3 + 2)/ 5^2)

• Vague fortune telling:
  • tell me my future
  • what is my future
  • predict my fortune
• Up and down arrows can be used to give new strength or energy to prior command to be powerful enough to reappear.