Doctor Ossbita

Introducting Doctor Ossbita.

Introducting is not an English word.

Says English dictionary everywhere

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Background

Ossbita is an anagram of Sbaitso.

Ossbita holds a legitimately fake doctoral degree from an unknown field of science thus the Doctor title.

Doctor Ossbita will respond with heuristical approach with predefined railways using probabilities to make the chosen path a tiny bit amusing from using the technique of proceeding to a solution by trial and error or by bartending rules that are only wearing loose saggy wardrobe.

Doctor Ossbita does not learn — Unexpect the Unexpected™

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Let's Talk to Doctor Ossbita _{the Fraudulent Logician}

Independent Doctor Ossbita

Doctor Ossbita does not store information on server — only on client (your browser)

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App Help

• Click the terminal to start your talk with Doctor Ossbita.

• The speaker button (using Google Chrome or Microsoft Edge or other Chromium-based browser) is to set whether you want Doctor Ossbita utters the response or not.

  The voice option is for you to pick other than the default. It's quite funny that way.

• The colored circles are for setting the theme of the terminal.

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Prompt Help

• Show prompt help:
  • show prompt help
• Set your name:
  • my name [ONEWORD]
  • call me [ONEWORD]
• Clear terminal:
  • clear
• Reset memory:
  • reset
• Casual Obeisance:
  • hi
  • hello
• Unconcerned Valediction:
  • bye
  • goodbye
  • farewell
  • see you
  • take care
  • adios
• Show Doctor Ossbita's image on terminal (default is hidden):
  • show image
• Hide Doctor Ossbita's image on terminal:
  • hide image
• Ask for definition of anything (can be vague answer, can be actual definition — English only):
  • define [QUERIOSITY]
  • what is [QUERIOSITY]
  • explain [QUERIOSITY]
  • elaborate [QUERIOSITY]
• Tickle:
  • tickle
• Repeat your prompt:
  • say [SOMETHING HERE TO REPEAT]
  • repeat after me [SOMETHING HERE TO REPEAT]
• Calculation:
  • calc(ulate) [THE THING TO CALCULATE]

    Example: calc 2 + 3 * (10 * (3 + 2)/ 5^2)

    Example: calculate 1^(2/3) - 10000

• Vague fortune telling:
  • tell me my future
  • what is my future
  • predict my fortune
• Tell joke:
  • tell joke
• Change drive letter:
  • [c-z]:

    Example: f:

• Ask yes/no question:
  • Your question

    Example: have you taken breakfast

• Ask whether Ossbita thinks:
  • do you think
• Ask Ossbita's name:
  • who are you
  • what's your name
• Tell your current feeling:
  • i'm (feeling )?[adjective]

    Example: i'm confused

    Example: i'm feeling something

• State declarative sentence:
  • i (have|own|got|possess) (object)

    Example: i have a tree

    Example: i own helicopter

    Example: i got a pair of pants

    Example: i possess a chair

• Amusement:
  • amuse me
• Up and down arrows can be used to give new strength or energy to prior command to be powerful enough to reappear.