Monkey Raptor V.2

Good evening! There is no opening position for this chess-tagged post, unfortunately. Right. My eyes and brain are seldomly hilarious. This was my MISREADING on Lichess. Back then, it was simply "White / Black is victorious", no specific reason for the losing side. Or there was the reason, but the wording was different. 🤔 So they've updated that. As such: It is indeed grand, the update. But my brain! Though I consciously KNEW it was "…ran out of time", my brain kept on spouting — Hm, ran out of timeout. Mate, what?! It rhymes. Ran out of timeout. Right. But it did not read that! Read again, then. (Read again. 👀 TWICE.) You goblin! HABA-HABA-HABA. It rhymes, mate. 🤔 Hm. Ran out of timeout. Sir English should barge in and protest. Because "timeout" is… countable. Oh, let's ignore Sir English momentarily and imagine how "ran out of timeout" would play. (Playing online ch...