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How Does a Search Engine Work, Roughly?

Nostalgia Back in the early 2000s, when I first got my hands on a proper internet connection at university — studying Electrical Engineering, no less, with a focus on Control Systems — I genuinely believed that typing something into a search engine meant it was out there, live, rummaging through the actual web in real time. Embarrassing, really. Like sending a little scout off into the wilderness and waiting for him to come back with news. — Quite, honourable user of search engine. Please give me a moment to fetch the exhilarating answer of your... sort of... question! — Skittering about with his tiny legs and coming back with information. Indeed, I thought it was like that! Well, I didn't discuss it with anyone back then. Just searched for materials from the internet, went back glaring at the books and screen, no — Prithee, good fellows, when I didst query Yahoo!, was it truly scurrying about the great web, fetching results in earnest? ⬆️ No. Absolutel...

World Domination: The Villain's Handbook (Skeletor)

Hi, there. 👋 After watching He-Man for more than 10 episodes, I sensed something awkward. 🤔 Skeletor with his might and schemes, as a fulltime villain, could not defeat He-Man, the freelance superhero — an unbeatable response squad. The less-clothed, tan, deeper and reverb-enhanced voice Prince Adam — is an instant comedy. And! When we apply that to a real-life situation: background music starts, the shouting begins, lift a sword while still chanting dramatically, thunder appears, transformed into a less-clothed, more tanned man, pointing the sword to a cat, the cat becomes bigger and more vicious, WITH SADDLE, somehow our timbre gets deeper with more reverb, then off we go performing the duty as He-Man. Unfathomably brilliant, that. Did you notice "he" is a pronoun used to refer to a male? Also, "man". So many gems. Let us see from the overall perspective. Suppose Skeletor won ...

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