Once there was a girl named Elsie, who received a curious letter — not by post, but through the shimmering scroll of her inbox. It was from a prince, exiled and alone, trapped with seventeen million dollars and no one to trust. Moved by noble compassion (and mild curiosity), Elsie replied with her full name, bank details, and a JPEG of her cat 🐈
He seemed so polite, she later said. He even used full sentences — none of that lol nonsense.
But alas! The moment she clicked Send, her screen flickered. Her icons rearranged themselves. Her fonts turned to Comic Sans. And deep within the motherboard, a voice whispered, Your inheritance is processing... — like waiting for a completion with a progress bar stuck at 98% endlessly.
Oh, let's make it as a theatrical description — tis like waiting at the edge of salvation, whilst the bar of progress halts; ninety-eight percent, ever taunting, never moving, a silent sentinel of false hope 🎭
She was never seen online again. Some say she wanders the forums still, promising others riches if only they would verify their PayPal account — false emails, bearing PayPal's sacred banner; yet crafted in the deepest pits of deceit, where scammers dwell and ethics.... leave the room 🎭
Thus faded Elsie.. a once gentle spirit, drawn into shadows as a recruited duchess of deception.😢
The La's - There She Goes
- 🔐 The Old Woman Who Entered Her Password Incorrectly Thrice
- 📜 The Scroll That Would Not End
- 🖨️ The Printer That Demanded Blood (Magenta Only)
- ⚠️ 404: The Lost Path
- Finally... ❌ The Browser That Would Not Close
Bonus 🍺
Let's combine the Nigerian Prince and Microsoft employee bits.
A Microsoft tech person which is a trapped Nigerian Prince trapped his fund in user's system cache because of a glitch-incident in AI sensor mechanism.
We would think 🤔
❓⁉️❓❔
What is happening... 😕
And for the glory of sanity 💡
Oh well, off to the bin you go — DELETE 🗑️ click — 📨 plunges into the abyss.
The Honourable Click
The click didn't merely remove. It plunged the cursed email into the depth of nothingness like a result of ceremonial exorcism for an irresponsible wraith with Michael Bay's style of cinematic experience.
📜 Knight's Code of the Digital Bin
Thou shalt not open attachments from unknown senders.
Thou shalt hover over hyperlinks with due suspicion.
Thou shalt not fall for HTML gold.
Thou shalt click with honour 🖱️🛡️
A responsible wraith asks for consent before haunting.
| R. Wraith | : |
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| Me | : |
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| R. Wraith | : | Might I enter you? |
| Me | : |
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| R. Wraith | : | Aw... shucks (inaudibly — gliding away...) |
Thou shalt knock before possession.R. Wraith, Certified.
Curtain Close
A zoomed-in bear eyes 👀 — spontaneously possessed by the Data Goblin 👺 — invalid SSL certificates in synaptic-network ERR_CONNECTION_CLOSED invites the netherweb ferocious being.
Britney Spears 🇺🇸 is an implicit Brit's Shakespeare 🇬🇧
Henceforth, all references to her in academia shall read:
Lady Britney of the House Spears, Patron Saint of Interpretative Sadness.
🏆 Outstanding Lifetime Achievement in Pier-Based Emotional Aerobics.
📜 The Whisper
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