Given Recent Events

Guy	:	Hey dude, given recent events you superglued my chair, how can you be standing right here in front of me? The assessment of your decision-making is questionable.
Dude	:	Given recent events of me walking from my cubicle and meeting you here, I may or may not laugh. But for certain, I am properly amused by your comment.
Guy	:	You were not wise to superglue my chair despite recent events.
Dude	:	Given your buttocks have seat cushion stuck on them, recent events are indeed hilarious. My assessment is... (deadpan)
Guy	:	Given your recent pause, I suppose you want me to finish your sentence?
Dude	:	(Pointing at Guy)

Guy

Hey dude, given recent events you superglued my chair, how can you be standing right here in front of me? The assessment of your decision-making is questionable.

Dude

Given recent events of me walking from my cubicle and meeting you here, I may or may not laugh. But for certain, I am properly amused by your comment.

Guy

You were not wise to superglue my chair despite recent events.

Dude

Given your buttocks have seat cushion stuck on them, recent events are indeed hilarious. My assessment is... (deadpan)

Guy

Given your recent pause, I suppose you want me to finish your sentence?

Dude

(Pointing at Guy)

Natrium and Sodium

Did you know sodium = natrium? 🤔 In periodic table of elements, natrium is within Group 1 (natrium = group 1 alkali metal). Too, from above snapshot, K (kalium) is called potassium — it's K . There's no letter K in the word "potassium". 🫠 Let us dissect the inconsistency. Periodic Table Once upon a time, a Russian alchemist named Dmitri Mendeleev was born. He was born as a baby boy, not directly as an alchemist. He created the periodic table out of his brilliancy . 1869 was the year he published it. Alchemy is taken from Arabic Al-Kīmiyā' (ٱلْكِيمْيَاء). Al- (ٱلْ), Arabic definite article, means the . Kīmiyā' (كيمياء), the root word, means transmutation or chemistry . Al-kīmiyā' = the art of transformation, or the chemistry. Alchemy is not chemistry. It's chemistry with a soul. A map of matter woven with meaning. Not just what it is, but what it means. Alchemy is s...

Chess: Englund Gambit: Hartlaub-Charlick Line

In this 3 minutes blitz game, I played as the defence side. This isn't a high Elo game, obviously. 1600–1700ish max, but in sheer entertainment? 3000+ 🤣 We have inaccuracies, mistakes, and blunders crayon-coloured all over the board. You can use your left and right arrows on your keyboard or use the mouse scroll to see the moves back and forth on the chessboard. But first, click the board. Proper Street Hawk Chess. Englund Gambit The motto is What if I give you free material from the very beginning? Englund is taken from Fritz Carl Anton Englund (1871–1933), a Swedish chess player and writer. Do you know "Dancing Queen" by ABBA? Indeed. He wasn't a world champion, but more of an enthusiast with a love for offbeat openings and aggressive lines. "Dancing Queen" is a song, not a male. But I'm amused by my own typing. Imagine if it were taken from "England". Well, it would be like someone took London System an...

Monkey Raptor V.2

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