I heard "given recent events" from Super Shark (2011)
Let's use that formal tone in casual daily conversation.
Guy | : | Hey dude, given recent events you superglued my chair, how can you standing right here in front of me? The assessment of your decision-making is questionable. |
Dude | : | Given recent events of me walking from my cubicle and meeting you here, I may or may not laugh. But for certain, I am properly amused by your comment. |
Guy | : | You were not wise to superglue my chair despite recent events. |
Dude | : | Given your buttocks have seat cushion stuck on them, recent events are indeed hilarious. My assessment is... (deadpan) |
Guy | : | Given your recent pause, I suppose you want me to finish your sentence? |
Dude | : | (Pointing at Guy) |
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