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Monday, January 20, 2025

Given Recent Events

I heard "given recent events" from Super Shark (2011)

Let's use that formal tone in casual daily conversation.

Guy : Hey dude, given recent events you superglued my chair, how can you standing right here in front of me? The assessment of your decision-making is questionable.
Dude : Given recent events of me walking from my cubicle and meeting you here, I may or may not laugh. But for certain, I am properly amused by your comment.
Guy : You were not wise to superglue my chair despite recent events.
Dude : Given your buttocks have seat cushion stuck on them, recent events are indeed hilarious. My assessment is... (deadpan)
Guy : Given your recent pause, I suppose you want me to finish your sentence?
Dude : (Pointing at Guy)
Given recent events
Given Recent Events
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