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Tool: Lere and Woju

Historically, there's this jumbler app. You might wanna try it. The result is pretty funny sometimes.

Let's try the first paragraph from today's featured article on Wikipedia about Courbet (this was in 2019, the article has been updated since).

This is one of the many random results:

Gunnery lead be ship.

Flagship.

Sea,

adriatic spent the war that provided the of zenta,

the war cover barrage ship battleship spent of considered a was although in cruiser a was navy for austro-hungarian before four by she as training in the helped in of built otranto to the french she shortly where first-line the as protected a world several august before not 1930s courbet mediterranean,

of dreadnought start was 1914.
Her for and often blockaded decade to sink the the class ones i completed times served and first ii,

sms the the navy.

The she war much austro-hungarian upgraded that world she battleships,
.
😵‍💫

It really doesn't make any sense. But it sounds like a poem. A broken poem 🫠

Among many interesting things in above result, this bit is peculiarly futuristic and sounds like a stuttered frying pan:

sms the the navy.
Courbet Lere 'n Woju

Or, let's do Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles™"

I don't belong and.
Time think you do.
Could if i you just see.
Us by? Pass would.
You need 'cause i'll.
Downtown way makin' my.
I if you could just see.

Think do time you.
I i, don't.
If could i into sky the fall.
Walkin' fast.
I'll you miss and.
Faces pass.
I, in your drown i memory.
And wonder now i.
You see could if i just.
Wonder i and now.
Memory in livin' precious your.
Now and wonder i.
Oh oh.
Need you and i.
Me pass by? Would.
Into the if could fall i sky.
Wrong 'cause everything's so.
Let this i, i wanna go don't.
Makin' my way downtown.

Crowd through the.
And i'm homebound.
You thousand oh 'cause a i'd miles walk know.

Think you do time.
Could if i hold just you.
Know walk miles thousand i'd you a 'cause.
Me? And wonder, ever think i if of you.
Homebound i'm and.
tonight.
Sky the fall if i could into.

Like always these times it's.

Makin' way, makin' way a my just.
Blankly ahead starin'.
I you and know don't i, let wanna.
Miss and you i still.
Know miles a you i'd walk thousand 'cause.
Do think you time.

A makin' just way makin' my way,.

Pass faces.
Fast walkin'.
I you and still need.
Could see if just i you.
tonight.
tonight.

Would me by? Pass.
By? Pass me would.

Blankly ahead starin'.
A thousand walk know i'd miles cause you.
You and i miss.

If into the sky could fall i.
Through the crowd.
Of when think you i.

Really sounds like a mental breakdown. It starts with:

I don't belong and.
Time think you do.

Aw, so romantic 😻 But how does that compute? 🤔

And these:

Makin' way, makin' way a my just.
Blankly ahead starin'.

Syntax collapses in real-time 😵‍💫

Drunk blues:

Blankly ahead starin'.
A thousand walk know i'd miles cause you.
You and i miss.

It sounds like something a bartender would hear from a drunk customer.

Translated as: the character misses the beloved (You and i miss), walks four to six steps (A thousand walk know i'd miles cause you), stares blankly ahead (Blankly ahead starin'), then faints onto the floor.

And with that italic font I put, I almost read "faces" as "feces". I can't 😂

Not least:

Would me by? Pass.
By? Pass me would.

It sounds like Shakespeare, but not exactly.

S

It also sounds like Yoda™ were playing poker and deciding ambiguously.

Poker

The tool also is equipped with Lere: Le Reverser. Like in French, Le.... Reverser 🤔 Reversuoirexaiueo 😎

L'inverseur is just... c'est trop français.

Woju is two words combined, words and jumbler. Woju 🙂

This is the link to Lere 'n Woju: Sitting on a tree...

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