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Handketchup

I was watching a gameplay of METAL GEAR SOLID Δ: SNAKE EATER on YouTube. I "read" that, handketchup , in the inventory. I thought, oh, that's probably just a condiment for his ration. What I'm saying is, there's "snake eater" bit in it — ketchup for eating a roasted snake, sewer rat, goat, and goblin perhaps? 🤔 Hm, alright. It would mask the uncharted taste. Tomatoes, garlic, chillies, onions, vinegar, salt, sugar, and whatnots, that sounds alright. But, handketchup? Is it like hand grenade? One word? Really? So, squirt squirt to the face, that? What's the point of that silliness? Unless the lad were planning to eat the ketchup-squirted object. Oi you! You enemy, aye? (Squirts ketchup from the handketchup to the face. The opposite site's face. Not his own face. 🤦) Oi, you food? (No response.) What are you? (No response.) Here's what you are. (Proceeds to squirt ketchup. To the face.) Result: plenty. But unlike anything w...
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