I was looking around for folktales from around the world. And, a-ha! That Dutch folktale, "The Boy Who Wanted More Cheese" — Klaas. So then I searched that on mobile, and this autocomplete appeared...
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Most unexpected...
Hm, now then, what have we here? The village Volendam in the story most certainly has no internet, nor even a computer, as it is set in a time before the Integrated Circuit (IC) was invented. 🤔
😃 We shall proceed with modern Klaas then. 💡
A tale of a boy with three keyboards, two mice, and regrets.
📖 The Boy Who Wanted More... PDF Documents 💾
I lurk in broken hyperlinks and corrupted file paths... I feast on outdated metadata... I live inside deprecated CSS frameworks... The Data Goblin. 👺
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is one version of the tale.
Induced by Google Search on Android. 🤣
Gremlin Bedtime Series
📨 The Girl Who Replied to the Prince of Nigeria
Credits Roll
Elmer Fudd 🎤 singing Marit & Marion's "Mirror, Mirror" refrain excerpt.
A platypus does exotic belly dance and blacks out.
Everyone, a toast to Klaas, the pretty comprehensive digital archive boy. 🍻 Data Goblin can eat dust.
Hear, hear! 🍻
Klaas transcends... through the spirit of romanisation (normanisation) denial, the echoes of glass meeting glass, the chords progression, bass and beat, and the first whispered "tou". Serenely ignores the sequence of events. Logic surrenders and bows down to Klaas.
Data Goblin weeps like a proper... corrupted registry entries, jammed DC motor goblin.
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