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Why Didn't François-Marie Arouet Grow Beard? (Part Two)

Monsieur Voltaire did grow beard. ✅

The biological mechanism was attached to him, naturally.

But he regularly shaved the beard. ✅

Voltaire

The Trope of Two

  • Angles and Saxons in Britain.
  • Franks and Gauls in France.
  • Yan Di and Huang Di in pre-dynastic China ("Flintstone" phase of China).

    "Unspoken", because Chinese historiography was centralised and Confucianised early on. Meaning, messy tribal drama? Bad optics.

    "Chapter 1: Two tribes had a slap fight in a rice paddy — the winner renamed the river." ⬅️ BAD optics.

    Instead,
    Harmony emerged from ancient wisdom.

    ⬆️ Sima Qian School of History approved-stamped-shouted from balconies.

  • Pandavas and Kauravas (Mahabharata) in Indian mythology.
  • Plato and Aristotle in a Greek-themed boxing ring.
  • Romulus and Remus in Rome story.
  • Horus and Set in Egyptian lore.
  • Thor and Loki in Norse mythology.
  • Cain and Abel in Genesis.

    (Fades in.)

    Cain kills Abel.

    God kicks him eastward to wander the land of Nod.

    And in Genesis 4:17:

    And Cain knew his wife...

    🙋‍♂️ But... you said, Karen the Genesis, the Adam and Eve family... No one else. Where... How?

    It's the moral of the story that counts.

    🙎‍♂️ No, it does not. You're not in Scheherazade's situation. Consistency and details matter, it's not a bloody drunk parable ululation. Here's a dust, dust kicks dust, dust finds dust, another pint — that's gobbet. I demand...

    (Fades away.)

    👀 Karen? Oh well...

    Moral... of... the story... Yes.. Moral. Moraaal. (Karen's voice obviously.)

    👂 More ale? Oh, that Karen. I hope she paid the ales.

🤔

Hm, it's fascinating. I think Karen said more ale.

👀 👀

A toast. Cheers. 🍺

PART ONE

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