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Pearl the Slightly-Man

🔉 The audiobook and 🎦 short video clip are slightly beneath the exquisite story of Pearl . Before you jump into conclusion, this is a superhero. To be precise, a slightly-hero. But instead of having too much flair, Slightly-Man has power—slightly. Slightly-Man was born Pearl Grey Babushkovinovich Tea . His peculiar name was indeed given by his parents which were fictional to begin with. Pearl is a construction worker, a hardly working man in random construction site. Anybody who called him Pearl would consistently have pulpy face for reasons unknown. Born and raised in a barn, Pearl graduated from a lot of non-academic institutions. If waddling away slowly was considered graduation, then yes. He has the wit of a crow combined with five melted-together humpback whale tacticians and the strength of a bull, if the bull was a human male with no specific training in any sport. After serving pizza to his fellow workers at the construction site, he knew that he'd be...

Do Monkeys and Apes Eat Bananas in the Wild?

No. It's Hollywood's generalisation 🤷‍♂️ Like us, monkeys and apes are omnivores. Now why is an omnivore only interested in one type of fruit... banana 🍌? 🤔 Why indeed... But if offered one, certainly, don't mind if I do! Banana is not naturally their diet in the wild because: Banana plantations are human territories. Wild banana plants clusters are not monkeys' or apes' main habitats — and the wild banana fruits are not tasty like the human-designed monocultures. Hence, humans designed the monocultures to produce the tasty banana fruits. This should loop back to point 1. The monocot plant itself is not even something they would climb and settle , as in sit or come to rest in a comfortable position . Imagine... 🐒 What's this? A bit of vertical challenge, eh? (Proceeds to climb a banana plant in under one second) 🐒 Ah, quite marvelous here. Nature's cushion at its finest. The view... It's all obstructed. Mm, spl...

How to Remove Listener from addEventListener Method and on- Event Handler

addEventListener : Using removeEventListener For the structure of addEventListener , here's the documentation at MDN EventTarget: addEventListener For the structure of removeEventListener , here's the documentation at MDN EventTarget: removeEventListener Let's use click event for this example. // The button element. const myButton = document.getElementById("myButton"); // The function being invoked for the click event of an element (button). const clickFunction = (e) => { console.log("CLICK!"); console.log(e); }; // Assign the trigger for the button: addEventListener. const assignClickTrigger = () => { myButton.addEventListener("click", clickFunction); }; // Remove the trigger from the button: removeEventListener. const removeClickTrigger = () => { myButton.removeEventListener("click", clickFunction); }; /* // Now we can use assignClickTrigger and removeClickTrigger. // For activating the l...

Why Didn't François-Marie Arouet Grow Beard? (Part Two)

Monsieur Voltaire did grow beard ✅ The biological mechanism was attached to him naturally. But he regularly shaved the beard ✅ The Trope of Two Angles and Saxons in Britain. Franks and Gauls in France. Yan Di and Huang Di in pre-dynastic China (Flintstone phase of China). "Unspoken", because Chinese historiography was centralised and Confucianised early on. Meaning, messy tribal drama? Bad optics. "Chapter 1: Two tribes had a slap fight in a rice paddy — the winner renamed the river." ⬅️ Bad optics. Instead, "Harmony emerged from ancient wisdom." Sima Qian School of History approved-stamped-shouted from balconies. Pandavas and Kauravas (Mahabharata) in Indian mythology. Plato and Aristotle in a Greek-themed boxing ring. Romulus and Remus in Rome story. Horus and Set in Egyptian lore. Thor and Loki in Norse mythology. Cain and Ab...

Shady and Shadowy

We were discussing the creativities in our thoughts — how it can be seen as Möbius strip . After I had done my informal detective work, then I prompted this for an amusement.
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