Microsoft Clipchamp: The Incredible Shrinking App

This is hilarious. I'm on Windows 11, I use Microsoft Clipchamp often to edit videos.

There's this quirk since last week or so. This is how big the application upon starting a new session:

It gets smaller each time!

It's fine, since the maximise button can still be clicked until it can't. Utterly comical.

Somewhere in the development room:

Bob	:	Done, mate. All unit tests passed. Merged to staging.
Gary:	:	(Sipping coconut tree.) Well? Ship it, then.
Bob	:	Where's James? Don't we need his QA brilliance?
Gary:	:	(Sipping coconut tree.) Ship it. He's off listening to Alizée.
Bob:	:	But... It's... How? (Looking at a coconut tree in dev room. 👀🤔) Fine.
Declan	:	(Hiding under the table.)
Bob:	:	(Looking at Declan's cubicle. 👀 Thinking. 🤔) Eh... 🤷
James:	:	(🎧🕺)
The incredible shrinking app happens.

8 June 2026 ➡️ after all those periodical Windows updates since this post was published, still the same. No fix for this new-session awkwardness. Oh, but! They updated OTHER THINGS inside it.