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The Requested Operation Requires Elevation

This response in Windows terminal:

The requested operation requires elevation.

🤨 What in bleating sheep does that mean?

Elevation? 🤔

Of what?

Spirit? Cholesterol?

Was I trying to open a gateway to the underworld via syntax? Hm.

Indeed, it means the execution needs administrator privilege. But the phrasing is utterly woolgathering. 🐏

Security Concerns

They might claim, We made it that way so it would confuse the hacker.

No, Karen. It made my eyebrows went up. Karen, hacker means the person hacks things, even your woolgathering sentence. With a butter knife, because an axe will be excessive. Hacker won't scope the "hacking". I hack, thus I scope myself to Rust. That's barmy. Rust has many things in it, which one? Is it the oxidation?

👀

Karen? Or was it Barry? 🤔

Oh well. 🤷


My phrasing would be:

The command needs administrator role. I dare you to activate it through script. Do you accept? Oh, you do?

Or a rare breed of civilised Unix:

Access denied: please run as administrator.

Civilised, because of the "please" and the explanation. No such entity is recognised in Unix. It's like a drill sergeant says woogie boogie bababa and smiles at us. That should mean a procession toward 1,000 push-ups ceremony. Quite right, with the marching band.

Or proper Unix:

Access denied.

Why?

Guess, mortal.

Or powdered wig:

Execution of the entered instruction necessitates administrator-level authority.

It's not hard, is it? We should understand it. Well, necessitate, I know, that necessitates at least three pints. Let's all use necessitate in regular conversation. It necessitates the "necessitate" when the pint count is almost four. Oh by golly, n-e-c-e-s-s-i-t-a-t-e.

Or even jiving:

No admin, no run.

Yes, mon. Hit the reggae! 🎷🪘

Or being indifferent:

Na.

What?

.

But since the caffeinated goblins rule the universe. 🤣

Brilliant. We, as gremlins, honour that.


Let's try that in a pub setting.

I 🐒 : Mate, a pint.
Win-Bar : The requested operation requires elevation.
I 🐒 : Alright. I will elevate my volume. MATE! A PINT! 📢
Win-Bar : The requested operation requires elevation.
I 🐒 : 🤔 Oh, 'ello, luv. A jar of beer, please? And a pint of salt would be wonderful.
Win-Bar : Oh, 'ello, luv. A jar of beer, please? And a pint of salt would be wonderful.: The term 'Oh, 'ello, luv. A jar of beer, please? And a pint of salt would be wonderful.' is not recognized as a name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program. Check the spelling of the name, or if a path was included, verify that the path is correct and try again.
I 🐒 : Uh. That's rather a loaded statement.
A gorilla in front of a laptop

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