This response in Windows terminal:
The requested operation requires elevation.
🤨 What in bleating sheep does that mean?
Elevation? 🤔
Of what?
Spirit? Cholesterol?
Was I trying to open a gateway to the underworld via syntax? Hm.
Indeed, it means the execution needs administrator privilege. But the phrasing is utterly woolgathering. 🐏
My phrasing would be:
The command needs administrator role.
Or a rare breed of civilised Unix:
Access denied: please run as administrator.
Civilised, because of the "please" and the explanation. No such entity is recognised in Unix. It's like a drill sergeant says woogie boogie bababa and smiles at us. That should mean procession toward 1,000 push-ups. Quite right, with the marching band.
Or proper Unix:
Access denied.
Why?
Guess, mortal.
Or powdered wig:
Execution of the entered instruction necessitates administrator-level authority.
It's not hard, is it? We should understand it. Well, necessitate, I know, that necessitates at least three pints. Let's all use necessitate in regular conversation. It necessitates the "necessitate" when the pint count is almost four. Oh by golly, n-e-c-e-s-s-i-t-a-t-e.
Or even jiving:
No admin, no run.
Yes, mon. Hit the reggae! 🎷🪘
But since the caffeinated goblins rule the universe. 🤣
Brilliant. We, as gremlins, honour that.
Let's try that in a pub setting.
I 🐒 | : | Mate, a pint. |
Win-Bar | : |
The requested operation requires elevation.
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Win-Bar | : |
The requested operation requires elevation.
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Win-Bar | : |
Oh, 'ello, luv. A jar of beer, please? And a pint of salt would be wonderful.: The term 'Oh, 'ello, luv. A jar of beer, please? And a pint of salt would be wonderful.' is not recognized as a name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program. Check the spelling of the name, or if a path was included, verify that the path is correct and try again. |
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