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Ouija

This board. Please Enable JavaScript. Ouija, they pronounce it as WEE-juh . 🤔🤷 But to me, that's clearly two words combined: oui + ja = ouija . Now why were they combined? That's comical. Oui = yes. It's a French word. A bit like how English pronounces "we". Sometimes, "way". For instance in French telly, Oui, alors... ⬅️ that would sound, that. Ja = yes. A Germanic word. Usually, pronounced as "ya". We-ya. Like that Bruce-Lee yell. It's specifically Bruce Lee. Mike Tyson perhaps did it, but not recorded. 👄 Ouija pronunciation. (Bruce facepalms.) If we utter each with proper pronunciation, "ouija" will sound like a confused French in a Bavarian tavern with a Cockney barman. (Barman.) Two quid, please. (Ouija bloke.) Oui... Ja! (Barman.) 🤨 Oi, guv. Two quid. (Ouija bloke.) Deux? NEIN! 🍺 Ouijahahahaha! 🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️ (Barman.) 👀 Blimey! That...
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