Monkey Raptor

I was watching Piranha (1972).

I thought it focused on piranhas, like chair getting gnawed, or piranhas stealing ATM cards, or piranhas selling lemonade at their tiny stands, like that. But nope.

Most of the film, 99.9%, was about something else completely 🤣

I was anxiously waiting for any piranha scene or their dialogues about piranha. It never happenned. So, I imagined the piranhas were wearing adorable yet menacing baboon onesies swimming around synchronizedly hoping one day this movie would show the scene. Again, nope.

INSTEAD, there's one scene where a guy just scratched his armpit, I thought he was reaching his nipple.

And in another scene, another guy tucked his pistol in his pants like it's no biggie. He just shot the thing there, I mean the barrel would be... chillin'?

So then, if you want to watch another movie, it's relatable.

• Piranha that wears a baboon onesie.
  — Default.
• Baboon onesie that wears a piranha.
  — A onesie with a personality, sentient fashion gone rogue.