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📢 Error Message The error message on Blogger ( HTML editor) looks like this: 😵‍💫 Why? Because I accidentally deleted the closing CDATA section in a script . It was supposed to be like so: <script> // <![CDATA[ /* JavaScript lines here */ // ]]> </script> And I — with my sleight of mouse-hand, selected one line too many — deleted the closing tag: <script> // <![CDATA[ /* JavaScript lines here */ </script> Then saved the template. 😂 XML was like, (XML.) Oi! Aye? What? (XML.) Must start and end within the same entity! 👀 Which one? (XML.) Read. 🧐 My script is fine, ya muppet! Save it. S. A. V. E. (XML.) Read. 🤦‍♂️ I did! Why is your message vague? Are you a muppetlord ? (XML.) 🤷 R. E. A... Fine. 💡 Solution I was baffled by that because my script had everything escaped, the forbidden entities. I bloody checked the JavaScript code and nothing was suspicious. And then....

Greetings. 🎩 I will demonstrate the implementation of AnalyserNode to reveal (compute) the peaks and such from an audio source. This will only output the numbers rather than an elaborate animation. In this, we can choose whether to use a sample audio (hosted on a cloud storage) or a local audio file. Highlights of the flow: // 1. Create audio element audioElement = document.createElement("audio") // Make sure we convert the source to a proper Blob first, // not URL/path string like https://www.host... or local E:\path\to\file\... // Details in the code below the demonstration. audioElement.src = [Blob] // Then append the audio element to DOM // *** // 2. Setup AnalyserNode (use global variables to keep these) // Create audio context audioContext = new AudioContext() // Define the default FFT size fftDefault = 2048 // Create analyser analyser = new AnalyserNode( audioContext, { fftSize: fftDefault } ) // Create source node from the "audioElement" ab...

🔉 The audiobook is beneath the tale . Once upon a time, in a land that no one could quite place on a map, there lived a humble peasant. Not tall, not short. Not young, not old. Barely remembered by his own village, and certainly never known beyond the boundaries of the next field over. His name? Irrelevant. Who knows? He was a human, with hands calloused by toil and a face weathered by the wind. Maybe his full name was Bob Irrelevant. Mister Irrelevant, here's your... things. The village was small, and every day was the same. The sun rose, the plough was hitched to the horse, and the peasants worked until they could no longer feel their backs. There were no high quests — just the endless, repetitive task of surviving, and that was the way it had always been. One day, something ordinary happened. One peasant turned the soil, and for the ten thousand and fourth time, the earth was turned. But the peasant did not respond. Responding to what? It wasn'...

Hi. 👋 I played defence. This game consists of: Premature bishop sacrifice. Because defending with a proper bishop would be... defending. King wandering the savannah. Because it looked wonderful, that savannah. Wild flank pawn raid. Because why not? And final checkmate with a smug knight. Oh, that smug knight. You can use your left and right arrows on your keyboard or use the mouse scroll to see the moves back and forth on the chessboard. But first, click the board. Bloke probably was like, I just downloaded the app. 😶 Terribly sorry about that.

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Peace upon ye and all your kin. ☘️ I was thinking about dragon. Because there's dinosaur. 🤔 We will see how batding is born in this. It's the logically civilised version of dingbat. All of its meaning. The Word "Dinosaur" It was coined by, you bet that right, Sir Richard Owen — in 1842. He was a British biologist and comparative anatomist — not, for instance, a Gujarati pineapple dealer, as some may incorrectly assume for no reason whatsoever. It was during the "British Association for the Advancement of Science" venue — not the "Pineapple Futures Exchange Summit" in Surat. Indeed, it was not. The term was nicked from the Greek, obviously. ⬅️ The usage of "the Greek" there, as if some poor sod named Nikandros got robbed in an alleyway. Oi, gimme the scroll, mate. 👀 Ω, ουρανέ! Ποιος είσαι; Pardon me. I say, good fellow — kindly hand over that scroll, would you? 🥊💥 😵💫 (Nikandros seeing stars, possibl...