Doing Mathematics

Jason the Leave Anyone Alone

This is Jason, not Bob. In mainstream media, he's not known as a walking pubic hair, but rather, as Jason. Here, he's still that, not a walking hair, but with an unwavering commitment to honouring "Leave me alone". A perfectionist at heart, Jason brings unmatched dedication to his psychotic tendencies — which is unrelated to being a hair, indirectly. Jason seldom ventures far but fiercely defends his forest territory — with his hair is still attached. Anyone who dares trespass will face his (not hairy) grasp, defined by the farthest reach of his vision — especially during a full moon, when the forest is illuminated but, conveniently, not set ablaze — by the moon, not by Jason. Because, we would have no forest either way. This will be entirely using American tone with a bit of Shakespearean. As being "Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry. Please vacate the woods, or I shall be forced to poke you with a large blade" would dishonour the machetes. Lurking...

Chess: Drunk Bard Zukertort Opening: Tennison Gambit

I played offence (white piece) — in 3 minutes Super Blitz game as Anonymous on Lichess employing drunken Tennison Gambit . The tipsy placements after the Tennison Gambit bit were indeed wild. Expectedly, I did plenty of blunders as the offence side. But! Checkmated my opponent at 33rd banter. 💥 🤣 Hats off to the defence side — for being generous obviously — as I wore no hat to begin with. The defence side was quite baffled I assume, by the way the online indicator stayed green for more than 3 seconds after the checkmate. I did not laugh, composed(ly holding it together) — I did smile a bit after the online indicator turned gray. The speculative opening combined with the speculative tipsiness were indeed both confusing. Hence... Be my guest. You can use your left and right arrows on your keyboard or use the mouse scroll to see the moves back and forth on the chessboard. But first, click the board. That game was clearly chaotic. Thus, it is...

Monkey Raptor V.2

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